Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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You are joking right?

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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You will not press the like button.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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knock knock whos their a person

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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