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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Today is March 22.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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