Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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your life

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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