- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

A seal walks into a club.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

This is my favorite antijoke.

A gay man watches football.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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