Needless to say,

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

why was 6 afraid of 7?

This is my favorite antijoke.

A gay man watches football.

Women's rights.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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