- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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