- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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