Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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