what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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