What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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