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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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