Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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whats forever alone me

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Anti Joke

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