- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

Invisible Television.

Cole is "good" at soccer

Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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