Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Caitlyn.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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