Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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hi hi strager danger

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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