Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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