What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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whats forever alone me

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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