Cole is "good" at soccer

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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