- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??