Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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