- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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