What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

a man walked into a bar....

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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