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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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canadians

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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