- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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