Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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a man makes a bad joke

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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jwe

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KONY 2012

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Vagina.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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