woman..parallel parking

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Please? No.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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