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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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