Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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