- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Replacement Referees

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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