Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

boobs!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Ask me if im a tree? No

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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