- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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