- Anti Joke

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

So does Blake