What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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a man makes a bad joke

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

National security?

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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