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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Because she has down's syndrome

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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