What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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