- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

ugh good riddance

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

ok

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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