- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Where's my tractor?

What's the deal with brown?

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Darude- Sandstorm

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Hey how is your wife and my kids

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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