- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

So I was walking down the road today

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Knock Knock Come in.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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