- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Please? No.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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