- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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