Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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