A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Xzibit

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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