Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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