A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

I've got a dig bick

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A Jew walks into Macy's

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

This is funny.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Ron Paul for President!

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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