- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

where's mom I killed her

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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