- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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