Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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