- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Women's rights.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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