What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Burp

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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