A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What's circular and round A circle

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Vote this down and get DOXED

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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